Words of wisdom!
You're just jealous1 because the voices2 only talk to me.
Change3 is inevitable4, except from a vending machine5.
A man is incomplete until he is married6. After that, he's finished.
1 to be jealous - завидовать
2 voice - голос
3 сhange - изменения; сдача
4 inevitable - неизбежный
5 vending machine - торговый автомат
6 married - женатый