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Коллекция 53

Words of wisdom!


Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.


I don't suffer from insanity1, I enjoy every minute of it.

Office staff memo2! (Part 3)


Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure3. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slimming milk-shake4 and take a diet pill5.

Thank you for your loyalty6 to our company. We are here to provide   a positive employment experience7. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, insinuations, and contemplation8 should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week,


1 insanity - безумие

2 staff memo - служебная памятка

3 to maintain average figure - поддерживать нормальную фигуру

4slimming milk-shake - диетический молочный коктейль

5 diet pill - диетическая таблетка

6 loyalty - верность, преданность

7 employment experience - рабочий опыт

8 comments, concerns, complaints, insinuations, and contemplation -  

9 management - администрация

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