This lorry1 driver was sitting eating his egg and chips in a transport cafe, when ten Hells Angels walked in. They walked up to the lorry driver, started eating his dinner and drinking his tea. The lorry driver just stood up and walked out. The Hells Angel's leader walked up to the counter and sticking his chest out said, "He wasn't much of a man, was he?"
"No," said the cafe manager, "he wasn't much of a lorry driver either, he's just reversed2 over ten motorbikes!"
- Doctor, Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking.
- Do you drink a lot?
- Not really - I spill most of it!
1 lorry - грузовик
2 to reverse - переворачивать