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Коллекция 45

How to explain astronomy to a little boy?

Father is trying to explain astronomy to his son.

Father: That is a comet1.

Son: A what?

Father: A comet.  Don't you know what a comet is?

Son: No.

Father: Don't you know what they call a star2 with a tail3?

Son: A star with a tail? Sure4 - Mickey Mouse!

Why is it so?

A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a police-man pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "How come5 I always get a ticket6 and everyone else gets a warning7? Is it my face?"

"No, ma'am," explained the officer, "it's your foot."

1 comet - комета

2 star - звезда

3 tail - хвост

4 sure - конечно!

5 How come? - как же так?

6 Ticket - квитанция с уведомлением о необходимости выплатить штраф за нарушение правил уличного движения

7 warning - предупреждение

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