Little boy chooses a musical instrument
Son: Mummy, tell me please. Must I learn music?
Mother: Yes, my boy, of course! Every good boy learns music. But you can choose any1 instrument you like.
Son: Really? May I? Then maybe it will be a tape recorder2?
1 any - любой
2 tape recorder - магнитофон
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