In the park...
A little boy is playing near his father who is reading a very interesting book on the bench1 in the park.
"Look, daddy, a plane in the sky!" the boy shouts.
"All right, all right," says his father still reading the book, "but don't touch it with your hands!"
Are you back again?
The judge2 is speaking to the criminal3, "Last time when you were in prison4 I told you that I didn't want to see you here again."
"You are right sir, that is what I was trying to tell the police when they arrested me, but they didn't want to listen!"
1 bench - скамейка
2 judge - судья
3 criminal - преступник
4 prison - тюрьма