Kid's views on school
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm wasting1 my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they won't let me talk!"
"You have attached a $1000 bill to your test with a note: "А dollar per point." Now, you've got back your test and the $64 change."
1 to waste - терять даром, тратить впустую.