What is wrong?
Mother: What is wrong with your new shirt, my dear son? It is full of holes1!
Son: Mummy, I played grocery shop with my friends. And I was the Swiss2 cheese...
Choose your punishment3
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said, "What will you take... 30 days or $30?"
The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."
1 hole - дыра
2 Swiss - швейцарский
3 punishment - наказание