Pain in the eye
- Doctor, Doctor! I keep getting pain1 in the eye when I drink coffee.
- Did you try to take the spoon2 out?
Unfamiliar with a term
These four guys were walking down the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage3?"
The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's meat?"
The North Korean says, "What's an opinion?"
The New Yorker says, "Excuse me? What's excuse me?"
1 pain - боль
2 spoon - ложка
3 meat shortage - нехватка мяса