Teacher: What is the shape2 of the Earth?
Mike: It is round.
Teacher: How do you know that it is round, Mike?
Mike: All right, it is oval3 then. I don't want to start an argument4 about it!
A man's world!
A beggar5 walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days!"
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will-power6."
Marriage is a 3-ring circle: Engagement7 ring, Wedding8 ring, Suffering9.
Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified ads10, "Wife wanted.11"
The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing, "You can have mine."
1 The Earth - планета Земля
2 Shape - форма
3 Oval - овальная
4 Argument - спор
5 beggar - попрошайка
6 will-power - сила воли
7 engagement - помолвка
8 wedding - бракосочетание, венчание
9 suffering - страданиe
10 classified ads - тематические объявления в газете
11 Wife wanted. - Ищу жену.