Late for school
Teacher: Why are you so late, Jack?
Jack: It was very late when I left home.
Teacher: So why did not you leave home earlier1?
Jack: It was already too late to leave early, mam.
Paddy and Murphy jokes
- Paddy and Murphy are walking through a forest, and they see a sign saying, "THREE FELLAS WANTED2."
- Paddy looks at Murphy and says, "What a shame there's only two of us."
- Paddy and Murphy were walking past the local police station when they saw a sign saying, "SCOTTISH RAPIST3 WANTED."
- Paddy turns to Murphy and says, "Don't the Scots get all the good jobs?"
Paddy and Murphy were walking through a field and Paddy said, "Can you see that forest over there?" Murphy replied, "No, those trees are in the way4."
1 earlier - раньше
2 wanted - разыскиваются
3 rapist - насильник
4 those trees are in the way - эти деревья мешают