Little Mary: Oh, these ants are so strange: they work and work, and work all the time! They don't have rest!
Little Jack: Really? Every time when I go on a picnic these ants are always there.
Two Drunk Irishmen are walking down railway tracks2. First Irishman says: "Jesus Christ, I have never seen so many stairs."
Second Irishman: "Yeah, fella, it's this low railing3 that is killing me."
1 Ants - муравьи
2 railway tracks - железнодорожные пути
3 low railing - низкие перила