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Коллекция 8

Late for school

Teacher: Why are you late, Jimmy?

Jim: It was late when I started from home.

Teacher: So why didn't you start earlier?

Jim: It was too late to start early, madam. 

Irish jokes

Irishman at a car-wash

- How do you spot an Irishman at a car-wash?

-He's the one on the bike.



- Where do you find an Irish woodworm?

- Dead inside a brick.

Confuse an Irishman

- How do you confuse an Irishman?

- Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.


Irish grenade

- What do you do if an Irishman throws a grenade at you?

- Pull the pin out and throw it back.

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