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Коллекция 53

Words of wisdom!

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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

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I don't suffer from insanity1, I enjoy every minute of it.


Office staff memo2! (Part 3)

LUNCH BREAK:

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure3. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a slimming milk-shake4 and take a diet pill5.

Thank you for your loyalty6 to our company. We are here to provide   a positive employment experience7. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, insinuations, and contemplation8 should be directed elsewhere.

Have a nice week,

Management9.


1 insanity - безумие

2 staff memo - служебная памятка

3 to maintain average figure - поддерживать нормальную фигуру

4slimming milk-shake - диетический молочный коктейль

5 diet pill - диетическая таблетка

6 loyalty - верность, преданность

7 employment experience - рабочий опыт

8 comments, concerns, complaints, insinuations, and contemplation -  

9 management - администрация


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