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Коллекция 43

I am not listening

Mother asks her son who is reading a book, "What are you reading, dear?"

"I don't know," answers the boy.

"How, dear? You are reading aloud1, so you must know."

"Yes, mummy, I am reading aloud, but I am not listening!" explains2 the child.


I am going to a lecture!

The man was in no shape to drive3, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily4 along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 a.m.?" said the officer.

"I'm going to a lecture," the man said.

"And who is going to give you a lecture at this hour?" the cop asked.

"My wife," said the man.


1 aloud - вслух

2 to explain - объяснять

3 in no shape to drive - в неподходящем для вождения состоянии

4 unsteadily - нетвердо


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