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Коллекция 37

What is wrong?

Mother: What is wrong with your new shirt, my dear son? It is full of holes1!

Son: Mummy, I played grocery shop with my friends. And I was the Swiss2 cheese...


Choose your punishment3

A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge said, "What will you take... 30 days or $30?"

The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."

 


1 hole - дыра

2 Swiss  - швейцарский

3 punishment - наказание


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