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Коллекция 23

An ostrich

Billy: Why does an ostrich1 have such a long neck?

Jack: I think, it is because its head is so far from its body.


Thoughts and quotes...

The advice your son rejected2 is now being given by him to your grandson.

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Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment3 to show that sleep is not necessary to human life.

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Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it.

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- Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

- They already have boyfriends.

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- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

- A widow4.

 


1 ostrich - страус

2 to reject - отвергать

3 guinea pigs in a scientific experiment - морские свинки в научном эксперименте

4 widow - вдова


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