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Коллекция 16

The Earth1

Teacher: What is the shape2 of the Earth?

Mike: It is round.

Teacher: How do you know that it is round, Mike?

Mike: All right, it is oval3 then. I don't want to start an argument4 about it!


A man's world!

A beggar5 walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said, "I haven't eaten anything for days!"

She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your will-power6."

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Marriage is a 3-ring circle: Engagement7 ring, Wedding8 ring, Suffering9.

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Young son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

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A man inserted an advertisement in the classified ads10, "Wife wanted.11"

The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing, "You can have mine."


1 The Earth - планета Земля

2 Shape - форма

3 Oval - овальная

4 Argument - спор

5 beggar - попрошайка

6 will-power - сила воли

7 engagement - помолвка

8 wedding - бракосочетание, венчание

9 suffering - страданиe

10 classified ads - тематические объявления в газете

11 Wife wanted. - Ищу жену.


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