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Коллекция 14

Happy birthday!

Mother: You are six today. Happy birthday!

Jack: Thank you mummy!

Mother: Would you like to have a cake with six candles1 for your birthday party?

Jack: I think I would like to have six cakes and one candle, mummy!


A man's world!

- How many men does it take to open a beer?

- None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

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- Why do women have smaller feet than men?

- It's one of those "evolutionary things"2 that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

- When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

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- How do you fix a woman's watch?

- You don't. There is a clock on the oven3.

 


1 Candle - свеча

2 evolutionary thing - загадка эволюции

3 oven - духовка


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